Volleyball Fanatic Pillows

Cannibal/Headhunter playing volleyball with a head.

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

Hero of the Beach?

Olympics create interest in curling.

WWFood Stores.

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

'My client's human rights have been violated by deporting him before the good weather and Andy Murray's win.'

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

Where's Wilson now?

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"I don't believe the "Smart TV" is the one always turning to women's beach volleyball."

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

Brunhilde

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'

Buffering Volleyball

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

'Pass. Set. Facial...Good!...Pass. Set. Facial...awesome! Pass. Set. Facial...Perfect!...'

Spiked Ball

"You're panting. Put your hat on, the heat's getting to you."

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

Volleyball

Shark snorkler.