Volleyball Fan Pillows

'Dude, I thought you said they would be topless!'

Cat-hamster volleyball

'They're terrible. All they're interested in is watching the "poles".'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

The rock caricature

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Feel my claw of death!"

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Ta Da!...

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

Hero of the Beach?

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Tennis corruption

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'Okay. Tiger took care of golf. Serena did her part at Wimbeldon. That brings us to the final frontier... hockey.'

Taking control of his opponent, Darren quickly slapped some deodorant on him.

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

Two flies and a spider umpiring playing tennis on a cow.

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

Psychaitry. Are you sure lying on my back is the best way to address my feelings of helplessness?

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

"I don't believe the "Smart TV" is the one always turning to women's beach volleyball."

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Ernie, I hear you're an amateur botanist who believes some plants are baseball fans. Yes, ivy plants root for the Chicago Cubs and dream of being in Wrigley Field themselves on day. King Ferns are fans of the Kansas City Royals. Cattails follow the Detroit Tigers. And Redwood trees are huge supporters of their local team in San Francisco. That makes sense. Giants love the Giants! Redwood trees are the team's biggest fans!

The globe vaults over Covid-19

Next William Shatner tries Pickleball.

'You've got to give her points for originality.'