Volleyball Lover Pillows

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

Hero of the Beach?

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

"I don't believe the "Smart TV" is the one always turning to women's beach volleyball."

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

Where's Wilson now?

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'

You can take the girl out of Wimbledon...

'He's going for gold alright! FOOL'S GOLD!'

Buffering Volleyball

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

'Pass. Set. Facial...Good!...Pass. Set. Facial...awesome! Pass. Set. Facial...Perfect!...'

'Fore!' [thinks] 'Ow! I'll bet that hurt!'

Attack of footballs.

Shark snorkler.

"Stop watching ladies beach volleyball for a while."

Volleyball

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

"You're panting. Put your hat on, the heat's getting to you."

Spiked Ball

'Dude, I thought you said they would be topless!'

"Harold, is that you?"

Rugby scrum.