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Cow Volleyball

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Hero of the Beach?

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

"I don't believe the "Smart TV" is the one always turning to women's beach volleyball."

Where's Wilson now?

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

"Come on now. One of you guys know how to be a SETTER."

'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'

'He's going for gold alright! FOOL'S GOLD!'

Buffering Volleyball

You can take the girl out of Wimbledon...

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

'Pass. Set. Facial...Good!...Pass. Set. Facial...awesome! Pass. Set. Facial...Perfect!...'

Attack of footballs.

"Stop watching ladies beach volleyball for a while."

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

Volleyball

'Dude, I thought you said they would be topless!'

"You're panting. Put your hat on, the heat's getting to you."

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

Spiked Ball

"Harold, is that you?"

Shark snorkler.

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