Volleyball Player Pillows

'Pass. Set. Facial...Good!...Pass. Set. Facial...awesome! Pass. Set. Facial...Perfect!...'

'Good dig, Tori!!'

'Forget lunch, lads. . . It be the Brazilian women's beach volleyball team!'

'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'

'Well, at least can we have our ball back?'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

"C'mon. She's clearly just a rebound girl."

Where's Wilson now?

'I guess we could practice beach volleyball for the next Olympics.'

"Well, there's nothing in the rulebook that says a beached whale can't play volleyball."

"You're panting. Put your hat on, the heat's getting to you."

The Unsportables: Volleyball

Spiked Ball

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

Hero of the Beach?

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

"I don't believe the "Smart TV" is the one always turning to women's beach volleyball."

'How much longer are you two going to practice the theme music from 'Psycho'?'

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

"Come on now. One of you guys know how to be a SETTER."

The pre-frenzy huddle.

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

Austrailian Vollyroo

Buffering Volleyball

"Joe and Pete, you two should be averaging way more rebounds."

Shark snorkler.

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

"Harold, is that you?"