Volleyball Enthusiasts Gifts

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

I like the Jets...I guess

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Hero of the Beach?

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

David and Goliath.

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

"I'm here to gets the gold"

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

Where's Wilson now?

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"Too bad for you that the judge rules in favor of dogs playing in varsity sorts."

"I don't believe the "Smart TV" is the one always turning to women's beach volleyball."

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.