Volleyball Enthusiasts Prints

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

I like the Jets...I guess

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

David and Goliath.

Hero of the Beach?

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"I can't shake the feeling there's always someone looking over my shoulder."

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

"Too bad for you that the judge rules in favor of dogs playing in varsity sorts."

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.

The weight of winning gold.

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."