Volleyball Captain Gifts

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Welsh airport arrivals.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

'The trick is to make it look as easy as possible while, underneath, you're paddling like hell.'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

Hero of the Beach?

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

Verbal Orders

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..."