Volleyball Captain T-Shirts

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'The trick is to make it look as easy as possible while, underneath, you're paddling like hell.'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

Hero of the Beach?

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Verbal Orders

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..."

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'