Rough Warrior Gifts

This Sportsman is 'Playing Through the Green'.

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Car wash / Mouth wash

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'I need both hands for steering.'

"This can't be good."

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

A Semicolon.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

Road Buddies

"On your mark! Get set!"

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

Leaf blowers at dawn.