Rough Warrior T-Shirts

This Sportsman is 'Playing Through the Green'.

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Car wash / Mouth wash

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

'I need both hands for steering.'

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"This can't be good."

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

A Semicolon.

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

Leaf blowers at dawn.

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

Road Buddies

Please enter "my way" or "the highway." Tough guy GPS.