Rugged Warrior Gifts

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"They're comfortable."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Car wash / Mouth wash

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

"This can't be good."

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'I need both hands for steering.'

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

A Semicolon.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

Road Buddies