Rugby Warrior Gifts

Bashville RFC - New Blood Always Needed!

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bench Press Accident

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

I love PE.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'At least they did a good job on him.'

Celebrity Gavin Henson

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Great distance.Poor aim!'

The Rugby Throw Up.