Railway Warrior Gifts

"...and this is for the Surbiton Waterloo campaign of '63..."

Winslebury - An Area Of Outstandingly Irate Commuters

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

'Have you been waiting long?'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

Car wash / Mouth wash

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

Run from the hills!

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

"This can't be good."

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'I need both hands for steering.'

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

A Semicolon.

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

Road Buddies

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

"On your mark! Get set!"

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'