Railway Warrior Gifts

"...and this is for the Surbiton Waterloo campaign of '63..."

Winslebury - An Area Of Outstandingly Irate Commuters

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

'Have you been waiting long?'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Car wash / Mouth wash

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"This can't be good."

'I need both hands for steering.'

Run from the hills!

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

A Semicolon.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

Please enter "my way" or "the highway." Tough guy GPS.

Road Buddies