Railway Fare Warrior Gifts

You want a scary Christmas story? I'll tell you how much my rail fare was to get here.

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

National Living Wage from April 1st.

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'A word in my office Jones.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

Progressive Democrats Like Elizabeth Warren Want a Higher Minimum Wage That Is Way Too Low

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

'I want to discuss my salary!'

"Returns"

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

Payroll Dept. My economic anxiety has less to do with the weak dollar than the week's dollars! (Published originally on March 14, 2008.)

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

The interminable!

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

The struggle for a decent payment.

Sold It All.

"The good news is, we've managed to secure you a ?7 per week pay increase. The bad news is, we're going to charge ?2 per day to park your cars."

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

'You're asking for money? Now you're really pushing it.'