Railway Fare Warrior Gifts

You want a scary Christmas story? I'll tell you how much my rail fare was to get here.

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'A word in my office Jones.'

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

"Returns"

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

'I want to discuss my salary!'

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

The interminable!

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

Sold It All.

The struggle for a decent payment.

"The good news is, we've managed to secure you a ?7 per week pay increase. The bad news is, we're going to charge ?2 per day to park your cars."

'You're asking for money? Now you're really pushing it.'

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

Genius Bar

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."