Roadway Warrior Gifts

'We can exchange information, or, if you prefer, I can punch you in the face and forget the whole thing ever happened.'

Vast Wasteland Ahead

Take a deep breath! 5 lanes becomes 3 lanes, 1 MILE!

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Exercise Class

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Running

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Keep Fit.

Sisyphus during Covid

Exercise Bars