Roadway Warrior Gifts

'We can exchange information, or, if you prefer, I can punch you in the face and forget the whole thing ever happened.'

Vast Wasteland Ahead

Take a deep breath! 5 lanes becomes 3 lanes, 1 MILE!

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Running

Exercise Class

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Keep Fit.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Sisyphus during Covid