Roadway Aficionado Gifts

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'They all want to play the star.'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Haute Suture

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

How am I abducting?

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"It's a play on words."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Stephen Fry

Woman crying with happiness.

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Be open to help.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'I'm a star!'

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

Tenors

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

Fred Astaire

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"Well, that's show business."

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"They're texting it in."

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"