Rugby Player Gifts

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Rugby...simply a great way to meet people.

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

"Excuse me ref, a few of the lads on the losing team would like a word if they may..."

'Tries, tries, don't you people ever achieve anything?'

Rugby - Barring the goal

'I get the feeling that he isn't a team player...'

After biologists draw blood samples and record vital statistics, the rugby player is tagged and released.

'Great distance.Poor aim!'

Rugby player carrying ball in his headband

"Ooh, scrummy!"

...but enough about me. Ever played any rugby yourself?

'Well someone's gotta talk to the front row about their curry-night bonding sessions.'

'She's a useless prop forward, but the lads won't say a bad word against her...'

Rugby player with a convenient toilet in the goal posts

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

Rugby Mad.

'Apparently he does 20 yards to the pint.'

Rugby Players and Referees.

The Rugby Throw Up.

'But ref, he head-butted my boot.'

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

'Tonight's guest is Sid Granger, who s going to talk about a recent trip Down Under...'

England rugby squad hit losing streak: 'A bit like the one they hit from the early 80's to the late 90's.'

'What makes you think the ref is biased?'

'The throw I mean the throw wasn't straight.'

Rugby scrum.

'Skinny soy-latte, please.'

'Got any rugby jobs?'

How the Forwards See the Backs and How the Backs See the Forwards

I think he likes you.

"It's hard to believe he used to be a prop forward for England. Now he just props backwards."

'It's a calf injury.'

The Awkward Bounce!!!