Rugby Player Gifts

Rugby scrum with a 'Meeting in Progress' sign.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Rugby...simply a great way to meet people.

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

"Excuse me ref, a few of the lads on the losing team would like a word if they may..."

Jonny Wilkinson.

Rugby - Barring the goal

'Tries, tries, don't you people ever achieve anything?'

'I get the feeling that he isn't a team player...'

Rugby player carrying ball in his headband

'Great distance.Poor aim!'

After biologists draw blood samples and record vital statistics, the rugby player is tagged and released.

...but enough about me. Ever played any rugby yourself?

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

Rugby player with a convenient toilet in the goal posts

The Rugby Throw Up.

'Well someone's gotta talk to the front row about their curry-night bonding sessions.'

Rugby Mad.

'Apparently he does 20 yards to the pint.'

Rugby Players and Referees.

'She's a useless prop forward, but the lads won't say a bad word against her...'

"Ooh, scrummy!"

'Skinny soy-latte, please.'

'Got any rugby jobs?'

England rugby squad hit losing streak: 'A bit like the one they hit from the early 80's to the late 90's.'

I think he likes you.

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

Rugby scrum.

'It's a calf injury.'

'What makes you think the ref is biased?'

'Tonight's guest is Sid Granger, who s going to talk about a recent trip Down Under...'

'The throw I mean the throw wasn't straight.'

'But ref, he head-butted my boot.'

How the Forwards See the Backs and How the Backs See the Forwards