Rugby Match Gifts

Lion v Kiwi.

How many ways can a coach say 'get the ball and score some points'.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

I love PE.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Celebrity Gavin Henson

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

'At least they did a good job on him.'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Great distance.Poor aim!'

The Rugby Throw Up.

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'What do you mean I keep making forward passes? You're starting to sound like my girlfriend!'

Sporting maladies.

"You're the sport on my telly"

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Rugby Player

The conversion.

The Goal Post-Impressionists,