Rugby Match Prints

Lion v Kiwi.

How many ways can a coach say 'get the ball and score some points'.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Is it something I said dear?"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

I love PE.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'At least they did a good job on him.'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Great distance.Poor aim!'

The Rugby Throw Up.

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

'What do you mean I keep making forward passes? You're starting to sound like my girlfriend!'

Sporting maladies.

The conversion.

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

"You're the sport on my telly"

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

Rugby Player

Rugby Mad.