Watching Rugby Prints

'Grab him. kick him. Don't let him through.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Putting Practice.

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Is it something I said dear?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

I love PE.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'