Rugby Enthusiast Prints

'Mutilate, mangle, crush, pound, slam, bash, plaster and pulverize. That's rugby... Now get out there and have fun!'

The New Surgery Interpreter was to prove invaluable

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

You were warned about mixed marriages.

'OK. Wachtel. Go ahead. But remember: In a real scrum, there are no potty breaks.'

'Tries, tries, don't you people ever achieve anything?'

'I just find women playing rugby so unladylike.'

"Ooh, scrummy!"

Rugby player scores with boot but not the ball.

'Forget the bloody sat-nav! The tryline's that direction!'

Rugby player with a convenient toilet in the goal posts

"Enjoy your game dear?"

Rugby Mad.

'I should have known there was a catch when he asked us to play rugby with him...'

Rugby players catching trophy

The Rugby Throw Up.

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

'I'm trying to give him artificial respiration, but he keeps on getting up and walking away.'

England rugby squad hit losing streak: 'A bit like the one they hit from the early 80's to the late 90's.'

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'

'The throw I mean the throw wasn't straight.'

Rugby players moving goalposts for ball to go over.

'Got any rugby jobs?'

How the Forwards See the Backs and How the Backs See the Forwards

The Awkward Bounce!!!

Dragon v St George.

The referee...

'Playing against the English convents always brought the best out of Sister O'Driscoll!'

'Don't worry, the bigger they are the harder they fall.'

'Relax, the game is over.'

'So do you mate, I'm selling ice creams.'

"She's struggling to express her appreciation of the All Blacks Rugby teams physiques without sexually objectifying them..."

"He's in training for the Rugby World Cup."

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'