Rugged Warrior Pillows

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"They're comfortable."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Car wash / Mouth wash

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'I need both hands for steering.'

"This can't be good."

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

A Semicolon.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!