Rust Warrior Pillows

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

"FISH ON"

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

The interminable!

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

'Such petulance!'

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

"How come they call these tax returns when I never get any money returned?"

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player."

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

This Sportsman is 'Playing Through the Green'.

Environmental Disasters and War

Urban transport and speeding accidents

It's just a bad bruise. Field hockey balls can do damage. We'll have the doctor take a quick look. Quick?! It's rush hour! We're moving fine. Just wait. It's the 4:45 pm fall sports traffic jam. Next # 147. The doctors are: In out in in.

'The rust problem turned out to be more extensive than we expected.'

'The gentlemans washroom at the indoor bouldering comp'

'Keep on jabbing kid, with your lousy punch, it's the only chance you got!'

'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'

'I'll be glad when this guy's large muscles cause him to tire badly during these late rounds.'

A smiling woman wearing boxing gloves

'I should have won that last fight.'

"I am Baldonator, the meanest fighter around! No one dares mess with me."

Complaints: 'Yes?'