Rust Warrior Prints

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"FISH ON"

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

The interminable!

"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

'Such petulance!'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

"How come they call these tax returns when I never get any money returned?"

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player."

Environmental Disasters and War

Urban transport and speeding accidents

This Sportsman is 'Playing Through the Green'.

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

'The gentlemans washroom at the indoor bouldering comp'

'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'

'Keep on jabbing kid, with your lousy punch, it's the only chance you got!'

A smiling woman wearing boxing gloves

"I am Baldonator, the meanest fighter around! No one dares mess with me."

'I'll be glad when this guy's large muscles cause him to tire badly during these late rounds.'

Complaints: 'Yes?'

'I should have won that last fight.'

"It took three months for us to find a school within travelling distance of our house but because of the roadworks it still takes three hours to get there."