Irs Warrior Prints

"How come they call these tax returns when I never get any money returned?"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Wifi in Hell

'I really crammed last night.'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

WiFi Signals

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"