Irs Warrior Prints

"How come they call these tax returns when I never get any money returned?"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'I really crammed last night.'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

WiFi Signals

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.