Wrench Warrior Pillows

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

"So tell me about your early years on the road. . ."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

Low-Energy Drinks

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Exercise Class

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Running

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

Nervous Oral Testing

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'