Rock Warrior Pillows

'The gentlemans washroom at the indoor bouldering comp'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Joe Henry

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Rod Stewart

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Electric guitar

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Santa Metal Claus