Aging Rock Warrior Pillows

"A reunion tour sounds good. Assuming we can afford the extra bus to haul your medication."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Italica

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"First break since 2008."

Tina Turner

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

Johnny Winter.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

Rod Stewart

'So that's agreed, we terrify people with stories about living to a hundred in poverty and hope that makes them drop dead early.'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Santa Metal Claus

"That rock looks a bit like you, dad!"

'Check out this funny-shaped rock!'

'This next song is about oil. Then again, isn't everything?'

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

'I think I prefer it where it was.'

The Life of a Sentient Rock

Rock legend - 'I also appeared as a boulder in 'the lost world'..'

Rock gods.