Aging Rock Enthusiast Pillows

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'Man, times have changed.'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Italica

Old rocker.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"Free Bird!"

Tina Turner

Large print rock'n'roll section

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Johnny Winter.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Not-so-easy listening...

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.