Aging Rock Enthusiast Pillows

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'Man, times have changed.'

Italica

Old rocker.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Eric Clapton.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"Free Bird!"

Tina Turner

Large print rock'n'roll section

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Listening to Coldplay.

Johnny Winter.

Nick Cave

Ray Davies

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Ringo Starr

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

"What am I, chopped liver?"

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Nick Cave

Ozzy Osbourne

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Not-so-easy listening...

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.