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"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Italica

Old rocker.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

"Free Bird!"

Tina Turner

Large print rock'n'roll section

Johnny Winter.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

Rod Stewart

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Old songs made new