Aging Rock Fan Mugs

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"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

ZZZZZZZ Top

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Italica

Old rocker.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Eric Clapton.

"Free Bird!"

Large print rock'n'roll section

Tina Turner

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

Jimi Hendrix.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Listening to Coldplay.

Ray Davies

Johnny Winter.

Ringo Starr

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Ozzy Osbourne

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Rod Stewart

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Robert Johnson.

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'