Geriatric Warrior Pillows

Acme Optometry, YOU owe $25.00.

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I love you too, big guy."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"First break since 2008."

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Hand sanitizer

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'May the forest be with you.'

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Beware of the 4th quarter.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

"You look like you could use a hug."

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

It's the biofuel generation.

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

'Sure I care about the ozone and the environment. But what can I do? I'm just a bump on a log?'

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

"What am I, chopped liver?"

The Authentic Christmas.

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

The oil trap.

'So that's agreed, we terrify people with stories about living to a hundred in poverty and hope that makes them drop dead early.'