Rugged Rider Gifts

"Jack, we're going all the way to Abilene. Must you ride so close?"

"They're comfortable."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

Parents compare buggies

"Instant coffee? Little plug-in water heater?? This new guy must be a real survivalist!"

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

Grump Horse and Rider

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

This Sportsman is 'Playing Through the Green'.

Man on bike

Riding School Accidents

A hunter on a horse that is out of control

'Oh Lordy...another bad day at Black Rock dear?'

'It's a 4 x 4, it doesn't need indicators.'

'All those years I rode those small bikes...well, as you can see, those days are over.'

The Bikings

'Hi, pal -- I'm collecting for a trip to Sturgis.'

'Horse Play' 'We never mastered the choreography part of freestyle dressage, but we still wanted to have a role in the competition.'

The Best Run of The Season Pt. 2

"Why aren't we staying in a lodge again?"

"Has anyone mentioned to you that I ride a Harley to work?"

'Yes you did, Mike. You just said 'perchance.' And yesterday you called me 'my good fellow.' Twice.'

Motorbike

'You were going too slow...then you were going too fast. You hit every pothole and you're making the turns too wide. And another thing...'

'Long way down huh? Just thinking about it makes me queasy...Course if I knew there were some sugar cubes waiting for me back at the ranch, that might help settle me down.'

"I know what it's called, I just think it's weird to do it on a horse."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Deer Hunter?