Casual Conqueror Gifts

'Tah-DAH! -- Guess what I conquered!'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Keeping warm.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

A guide to seasons in the North East

Snail Racing

'At least I don't have his life.'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Yoga To-Do

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

Ignorance and Bliss

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"It's worth a try! Maybe someone up there knows how to fold a fitted bedsheet!"

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

To do list

"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."