Crease Conqueror Gifts

Cricket.

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'But you said to clean my room.'

Yoga To-Do

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

A Learning Curve.

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

Missing Sock

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."

"It's worth a try! Maybe someone up there knows how to fold a fitted bedsheet!"

To do list

"It says, 'Machine wash with, like, color,' but it doesn't say, like what kind of colors."

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'