Moss Conqueror T-Shirts

'Weapon of Moss Destruction.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Just call me Picasso!

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Bad times to sneeze

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Rubbish and Everest

"I like to stay on top of things."

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

Painter's Duel.

"Stop staring"

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

'My right brain isn't working.'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Contest to enter the University

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

The Top of the Mountain.

"I could have saved you the climb, Perkins. It is lonely at the top."

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

BMX riding in Bavaria

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

"Damn the Germans got here first!"