Mess Conqueror T-Shirts

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

The Broken Broom

'Can I take the backhoe home tonight? I need to clean out my son's room.'

Christmess

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"Aw, come on, Mom. My room isn't that bad."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

What My Day Feels Like

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Yoga To-Do

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

Too big to fail

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

Back To School

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

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