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Due to a rise in raw materials, higher energy charges and labour increases, there will be no box lunches this year.

Rage.

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Why am I running?

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"I love fast break business success."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

Minister Starts at a New Church

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'He works in Acquisitions.'

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"