Congregation Conqueror T-Shirts

Minister Starts at a New Church

Homo Gamus

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Gamers

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Commutobile

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Why am I running?

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'He works in Acquisitions.'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

Monday morning is nigh.

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

'The question before us is: 'do we pounce on Acme industries and gobble them up and savage them, or do we roll over like a bunch of spineless pussycats and let Acme take us over?'

'I'm too big for 'Goodnight Moon,' Daddy. Tell the story about that business deal where you crushed the little guys.'

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

CEO's office in a safe.

"I've finally learned not to measure my worth by how many employees I have."

'I've learned one thing in my years of experience in the business world -- never see a lawyer without seeing a lawyer first.'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'