Congregation Conqueror Mugs

Minister Starts at a New Church

Homo Gamus

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Gamers

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Commutobile

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Why am I running?

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'He works in Acquisitions.'

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

Monday morning is nigh.

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

National corporate ladder of success monument.

"Somehow I thought they'd be a bit SCARIER."

"No man's going to stop me from getting to the top!"

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

CEO's office in a safe.

'I'm too big for 'Goodnight Moon,' Daddy. Tell the story about that business deal where you crushed the little guys.'

'The question before us is: 'do we pounce on Acme industries and gobble them up and savage them, or do we roll over like a bunch of spineless pussycats and let Acme take us over?'

"I've finally learned not to measure my worth by how many employees I have."

'I've learned one thing in my years of experience in the business world -- never see a lawyer without seeing a lawyer first.'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'