Leftover Conqueror Gifts

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

Chez Nous Menu

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Horn of Leftovers

Editor.

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

Too big to fail

'I don't have enough money for a tip, but feel free to eat the leftovers!'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"I'm going in."

Back To School

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

Contest to enter the University

'She does great things with leftovers. . .She throws them out.'

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

"The quality of the writing is an embarrassment, it has no style, no fluency, no soul!"

"This Bounty is useless against the Quicker Messer Maker."