Leftover Connoisseur Gifts

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

Chez Nous Menu

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Horn of Leftovers

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"There goes our early night."

'I don't have enough money for a tip, but feel free to eat the leftovers!'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"I'm going in."

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

Moliere

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

Bleak House

Charles Dickens.

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

La Dame aux Camelias

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

Pizza and Related Searches.

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'

No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?