Leftover Lover Gifts

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

"Like you, mom, I never waste leftover. Want some pizza slice, meatloaf hunk, chicken salad soup?"

'For thirty years my mother served nothing but leftovers... The original meal was never found!'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

'I don't have enough money for a tip, but feel free to eat the leftovers!'

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

'The salad of the day? It's a mezclum made with the left overs of the last two days' salads.'

"We've come to collect the leftovers from the meal you cooked last night. It's for the autopsy..."

"I need a doggy bag please, I have a room mate to feed."

"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."

"The soup of the day is yesterday's chef's special."

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

Horn of Leftovers

"The doggie bag, Martha! Spit it out in the doggie bag!"

"Not again, I thought a turkey was for Christmas, not for life."

"The Foie Gras parfait sounds nice, and the ox cheek daube with star anise. But we've decided to go for the leftovers."

The Life Cycle of Cholent

'What's this supposed to mean? -- 'Soup du jour a la yesterday'?'

"I took the last of the leftovers to stave off cannibalism."

'I know I said that I didn't mind eating left-overs, dear. But I thought you meant yesterday's, not last week's!'

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'

'I don't know. . . Nobody has ever requested a doggy bag before. . .'

'That food is beautifully laid out on a plate.' 'That's leftovers.'

Leftunders - "Hey look, we've got pizza!"

'Well, she did it to me again... Left overs!'

No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?

'No, we said it yesterday. This is leftovers.'

Fridge-To-Table

"Good evening folks. Tonight we have the food you didn't finish last time you were here."

It's the ghost of Thanksgiving past

"Later on, after work, do you want to have leftovers."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'