Leftover Challenger Gifts

'She does great things with leftovers. . .She throws them out.'

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Horn of Leftovers

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

Lawnmower

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

New Memer/Incumbent

'I don't have enough money for a tip, but feel free to eat the leftovers!'

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"I'm going in."

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'