Mirror Mess Conqueror Gifts

Windscreen wiper on mirror to clean mess from youth squeezing spots

Bad hair day!

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Curling your hair for no reason

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

'He's wearing a toupee.'

News of the Day - Peace: 'what strange mirrors they make these days'

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

Modern day mirror.

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

"Buy them - and never look back."

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"Frank?"

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

Narcissus

"You're so vein."

Man heading towards the House of Mirrors with a shaving kit.