Mirror Mess Conqueror Gifts

Windscreen wiper on mirror to clean mess from youth squeezing spots

Bad hair day!

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Curling your hair for no reason

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

'He's wearing a toupee.'

News of the Day - Peace: 'what strange mirrors they make these days'

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

"Buy them - and never look back."

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

Modern day mirror.

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"Frank?"

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

Narcissus

"You're so vein."

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."