Mirror-matching Maestro Gifts

"Yes! I love having staring contests with you!!"

Mozart on a computer,

Charles Addams.

Children playing in the street

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

Edgar Allan Poe

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'Where are the kids?'

Nest building

The original sundial.

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

"It's garage music."

Spinning Plates!

A Dummy Corporation.

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

"Wait? I thought it was a 'look'?"

The Violin Artist

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

Are you sure that's not your age?

Questioning

We are on the move. . .

'Nothing to do? Why don't you read the refrigerator.'

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

'I'm a court jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

Carols

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

Out Of My Way, Stupid!

'A table for four please - she has an imaginary friend.'

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

When Focus Group Researchers Go Head to Head

"Technically I have managed to get that big old sofa out the door..."