Test Conqueror Gifts

'I'd do better if she'd ask questions more closely matching my answers.'

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

'...and it's up to each candidate to select what he or she thinks is the least incorrect answer.'

Standardized Testing

Back To School

Too big to fail

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"Deja vu really comes into its own during exam re-sits."

School Testing

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Rage.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

GCSEs

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Good Luck!

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

For sale - Used only Once.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Supermarket Merge

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).