Exam Conquerors Gifts

GCSEs

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

Good luck with all the revision...

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"We thought this was more realistic."

Good Luck!

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

Too big to fail

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

Bigger Brain