Exam Conquerors T-Shirts

GCSEs

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Good luck with all the revision...

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"We thought this was more realistic."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

Good Luck!

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

Too big to fail

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

Bigger Brain

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'